His name is Shaun and his dream is to bang out a Porn Star, he didn't care who.
I told her the next time we see her there, I want to lick and suck her sagging tits with guys pissing and spraying loads of spunk in my face. Here on za you can find a lot hot porn pics from South Africa.Her only condition to letting her fan fuck her was to not only make sure she comes, but also she has to let him fist him in the ass...ouch!Dear porn shop/adult store/lingerie boutique customers, here are some fabulous tips on how to not completely irritate me, the poor employee just barely keeping her rage in check behind the counter, also some etiquitte on how to behave in case your mother didn't teach you. First of all lose the fucking attitude when I ask to see your ID.I need a state issued ID, passports/military ID will also work fine. Theifs..douchebags truly are the bane of my existance.
If you do not have proper identification on your sorry bitch ass, I will, with great pleasure, ask you to leave. When you steal from me, I actually get bitched at by management.
It makes you look pathetic and desperate for approval from your peers. Oh wait, ya you guys don't care because as long as you get to come shop for lingerie and dildos, you're happy as little clams. Seriously I see you put that shit up your shirt, and I'm locking you in and calling Spokane's Finest before you even are done attempting to conceal whatever lube/massage oil/vibrator you decided was worth going to jail for. Seriously I will not remember you 5 minutes after you walk out the door. Older ladies who are too embarrassed to ask for help, dude chill out. My darling porn guys, you are great breed of customer for the most part. My only complaint is that at times your guys smell like you're carrying a dead skunk around with you. Also NO, I do not feel like taking 30 minutes to try to squeeze all your rolls into a corset.
Not to mention it scares away my legitimate customers who would have actually purchased something, had your dumbasses not shown up. Which is exactly where you will be going and the owner of my job really likes to press charges, not to mention has equipped his employees with tasers strong enough to take down a water buffalo. That pair of crotchless panties isn't worth it I promise. You young guys don't need to stare at the pocket pussys for an hour before leaving empty handed. Just tell me what you are looking for so we can both be done with this unpleasant experience. You come in quietly, find your dvd, and get the hell out. However there are a few of you that like to "browse" for 2 fucking hours. Please just come into the store with a general idea of what you want to jerk it to...cause I have to wait for your fickle ass to leave before I can have a cigarette. Hun, it's not going to help, you will just look like a walrus in rubber bands. Your man doesn't care what the tag says, but he will care if you have more rolls than pillsbury coming out of lingerie that is too small. It is not my calling in life, but pays the bills while I sort out my 20's a bit.
I let out a massive load and we stayed for a while to watch her with the other guys.
It had been a fantasy of mine to titfuck a nice set of hangers with guys pissing and cumming on my cock.
I was at a local porn theater a while back with a few of my stroking buddies.