In other words, he will be tailing you two on your date. He’ll be the handsome Korean guy who looks like a cross between a runway model and a street thug dressed in black: At some point, he will come up to you (probably drunk) and challenge you to a fight. Their weapons of choice are usually knives, baseball bats, wooden boards and hammers. Now, if you survive all this and you escort your date home, keep in mind that you will NOT get lucky on the first date so don’t even try.
But I’m going to assume that you are a normal Joe, you don’t have that kind of money and there are days when your 15 year old Honda Civic won’t even run. After all, you’ll be skipping lunch for the next 12 months so you can lease that expensive car (make sure it’s black), purchase your finely tailored Italian suit and pay for the meal at the hottest restaurant so you want things to go smoothly.The main thing to remember is—, under any circumstances, go within a half mile radius of any high-end shopping mall, Rodeo Drive, Brentwood—basically any place where she has the chance to say any variation of the following phrase: If you let this happen, it is the beginning of the end, my friend.As Kim observes in his article: If a KA woman has agreed to go out on a date with you, it means she thinks you have money.So, if you don’t drive a Benz or at least a Lexus, if you’re not going to show up at her door with a dozen roses in one hand and the latest Louis Vuitton purse in the other as your way of saying hello, if you can’t get a table next to Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore at the hottest restaurant in We Ho—then, you might as well stay home with a jar of Vaseline, some tissue and the cell phone photos you secretly snapped of that hot Korean chick who lives in your apartment complex and likes to lay out by the pool in her skimpy two-piece bikini because you have a better chance of scoring with your i Phone than you do on your date. Remember—you are dating a KA woman—the Mount Everest of women!In order to get her drunk enough for her inhibitions to drop, you will be spending more on alcohol on one date then you do on your rent for one month.
Here’s the other thing about KA women—there is a naturally-occurring, invisible chastity belt protecting her and the only way to get rid of the belt and get to her ! Now, I find it odd that the most dangerous part of dating a KA woman is never, ever addressed.However, since the end of World War II, when the country was split into two by the United States and Russia, North Korea and South Korea have been two distinctly different nations.South Korea enjoys democratic freedom, while the north endures a Communist-style dictatorship presided over by Kim.Dating back to as early as 300,000BC, Korea is a peninsula surround by sea – to the west, the Yellow Sea which divides the country from China, and to the east, the Sea of Japan which divides the country from the Japanese Islands.From furthest north to the most southerly point, the Korean peninsula measures approximately 1,000 kilometres, while the width of the country varies between 200 and 400 kilometres.Not only will you be buying her that 00 dress on your first date, there will be the matching earrings, the five pairs of shoes, the jacket, the purses—it’s like entering a black hole.